On Erollisi Day someone in our guild made a charater and mailed a flower and a poem to each male member of our guild. They where pretty funny so i thought i would share them with everyone.
So here is mine folowed by the rest of the guilds (with out names)
Ogrebears
You pierce my heart with your assassin
you protect it with your guard
I know I’m not a barbie
but do I make you hard?
Powerful Guardian
Athlete and more
Skate over here
And maybe you’ll score
Roses are Red
Dark Elves are black
Do you keep quiet
When you’re in the sack?
Arrows from Cupid
Sexy voiced Ranger
Please track me down
Coz my heart’s in danger
Surveil my heart
You’ll know it’s true
Transmute my love
With an infusion of you
Big fish, little fish
Hardcore raver
I boxed up my heart
for you to savor
You may be a troll
All massive of ear
But my heart goes berzerk
Whenever you’re near
Name changing hero
Once cleric, now stronger
Dispatch me big boy
can’t wait any longer
Sexy youn Halfling
We’re on the same page
coz you make me horny
When you call engage!
Chanter or tank
You got me mezzed
Get on your knees
And give me head!
These feelings you conjor
It may sound corny
please make me your pet
coz you make me horny
Your songs are enchanting
coz you’re a troub
but you ain’t getting any
unless you use lube
Your AE’s are awesome
Your DPS sound
You must be the sexiest Warlock around
Generous and kind
No need to be coy
Coerce me big boy
and make me your toy
You may not speak
But you’re one hell of a swash
When I’ve finished with you
You may need a wash
There’s a knife in my heart
And it’s come from you
Sneak up behind me
You know what to do
Ravenus brigand
You drive me Mental
get over here
This body’s for rental
My heart is a ball of lava
burning inside for you
warm me with your forge of ro
our fusion is overdue
My heart is soaring
in the skies above
come on over big boy
and spam me with your love
Many are the ways I want you
I’d like to show you how
If you’d switched to the right tab
you’d know I want you NOW!
I go berserk
When you are near
I need you now
Get over here
Master of evil
and hoards of undead
when you smile at me
it makes me blush red
You play your guitar
you damn sexy troub
and when the notes reach me
I melt like a n00b
My heart is aching
I’m counting the days
Til you defile me
in all the right ways
Pull up to my bumper
Get yourself in gear
your dispatch weakens my resolve
I want to have you here
Xoa, Xoa, Xoa, Xoa
Be Mine, Be Mine, Be Mine
CoH me, give me master shards
without you I will pine
You’ve coerced my heart
please don’t think me a floosy
But lets get together
and make one hot movie
Sing me a song
coz you’re one hot dirge
when you’re around me
I can’t fight the urge
